WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.


• The garage is all yours.


• Wedding plans take care of themselves.


• Chocolate is just another snack.


• You can never be pregnant.


• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.


• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.


• Car mechanics tell you the truth.


• The world is your urinal.


• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too"icky."


• Wrinkles add character.


• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.


• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.


• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


• One mood all the time.


• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.


• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.


• You can open all your own jars.


• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.


• You almost never have strap problems in public.


• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.


• Everything on your face stays its original color.


• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.


• You only have to shave your face and neck.


• You can play with toys all your life.


• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.


• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.


• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.


• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.