Friday, August 1, 2008


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.

  • The garage is all yours.

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.

  • Chocolate is just another snack.

  • You can never be pregnant.

  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.

  • The world is your urinal.

  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too"icky."

  • Wrinkles add character.

  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

  • One mood all the time.

  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

  • You can open all your own jars.

  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  • You almost never have strap problems in public.

  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

  • Everything on your face stays its original color.

  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

  • You only have to shave your face and neck.

  • You can play with toys all your life.

  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.



I would love to give up the pregnant part. A little understanding and appreciation does go far, though.

Mike, Suzann and Family said...

Isn't that the truth! Oh to be a man!

Shelli said...

That's pretty descriptive! Except the shoes part -- Rom has more pairs than I do!

Vidal's Nest said...

Oh true. a example? Getting ready for our trip I asked Tony if he was going to come down stairs and help me get things ready and he said I am..I'm getting my fishing gear together. Oh! right..

Amanda said...

I just loved this, cracked me up!!

goingsome said...

Ah, the life of a man. So simple and watered down to the basics. No wonder why women have to worry about everything, and we are prepared for anything.

sherry said...

I loved this one....

Conforto Clan said...

Amen sister! I swear there has to be some grand prize for us ladies at the end of this mortal time, I just swear it!!!!!