I seem to be growing!

Yes, it's scary but true....my jeans are getting tight. I don't quite know how it happened but my fat jeans are begining to squeeze a little. The problem is I refuse to buy a new size. That means if I don't get serious I am going to split out the fanny of a couple of pairs of pants and that could get a little embarrasing. So the big question is...Why am I mad that Jim didn't bring me home some M&M's.

Just can't figure it out!