In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Thanks Roye.
4 comments:
Sounds wonderful! Especially the sleeping part lol.
I'm in! I've already tried the hairy legs thing, and I like it!
I agree with the legs, except when it is time to shave, it is quite an ordeal. I love the idea of sleeping for months and waking up with a baby. I guess that would take care of all the puking!
Just trying this out.
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