Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Thanks Roye.


Kricket said...

Sounds wonderful! Especially the sleeping part lol.

Shelli said...

I'm in! I've already tried the hairy legs thing, and I like it!


I agree with the legs, except when it is time to shave, it is quite an ordeal. I love the idea of sleeping for months and waking up with a baby. I guess that would take care of all the puking!

Ginger said...

Just trying this out.